Bert Worm



bert more like fucking stupid

Bert is a stank ass green worm who only lives in the musty ass forest because he owes the state of Wisconsin money. He’s ‘dating’ some pink bitch in order to convince himself that he’s straight (he’s gay btw). He also suffers from depression due to being green and stank.

Talents


 * dumb
 * singer
 * professional potato sack
 * making emo kids cry
 * getting lost

Trivia


 * thicc bih owo
 * pretty sure he vapes too, don’t @ me tho